how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
(via thyrannosaurus)
I want a pet fish named John.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via aznedward)
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
(via damn-funny)
why did cinderella get kicked off the basketball team
because she ran away from the ball
(via obijuan-kenobi)
you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
#i swear uno doesn’t seem intense and then you play it #and it’s the most intense thing you have ever played
(Source: thcure, via thyrannosaurus)
*Wraps myself in blanket and whispers they called me cute*
AHHHH JFGIFKDKHLFBDLVMC
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
(via lisforliberty)
